Okay, I hope you already are aware that astronomers do not just go out in the night and watch stars. Well, sometimes they do [these reports are in German], but most time they don’t.

While searching for something different today I found that sometimes they even make music, like the SWIFT people (a mission to study the cosmos’ second brightest explosions — after the big bang — gamma ray bursts) who wrote an a-capella song that’s not only scientifcally meaningful but that also sounds good for their satellite!

Dading recently reminded me that there is another great piece of astronomical musical art, the Hotel Mauna Kea song.

Another piece of ‘astronomy & lyrics’ I was pointed at by Ben: The Dark Matter Rap (by David Weinberg). Check it out!

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Okay, this is really not new, but still funny. For those of you who don’t know it yet a personal selection out of the best “scientific product warnings”:

A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels

by Susan Hewitt and Edward Subitzky

As scientists and concerned citizens, we applaud the recent trend towards legislation that requires the prominent placing of warnings on products that present hazards to the general public. Yet we must also offer the cautionary thought that such warnings, however well-intentioned, merely scratch the surface of what is really necessary in this important area. This is especially true in light of the findings of 20th century physics.

We are therefore proposing that, as responsible scientists, we join together in an intensive push for new laws that will mandate the conspicuous placement of suitably informative warnings on the packaging of every product offered for sale in the United States of America. Our suggested list of warnings appears below.

WARNING: This Product Warps Space and Time in Its Vicinity.

PUBLIC NOTICE AS REQUIRED BY LAW: Any Use of This Product, in Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe. Although No Liability Is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to the Heat Death of the Universe.

NOTE: The Most Fundamental Particles in This Product Are Held Together by a “Gluing” Force About Which Little is Currently Known and Whose Adhesive Power Can Therefore Not Be Permanently Guaranteed.

ATTENTION: Despite Any Other Listing of Product Contents Found Hereon, the Consumer is Advised That, in Actuality, This Product Consists Of 99.9999999999% Empty Space.

NEW GRAND UNIFIED THEORY DISCLAIMER: The Manufacturer May Technically Be Entitled to Claim That This Product Is Ten-Dimensional. However, the Consumer Is Reminded That This Confers No Legal Rights Above and Beyond Those Applicable to Three-Dimensional Objects, Since the Seven New Dimensions Are “Rolled Up” into Such a Small “Area” That They Cannot Be Detected.

PLEASE NOTE: Some Quantum Physics Theories Suggest That When the Consumer Is Not Directly Observing This Product, It May Cease to Exist or Will Exist Only in a Vague and Undetermined State.

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PURCHASERS: The Entire Physical Universe, Including This Product, May One Day Collapse Back into an Infinitesimally Small Space. Should Another Universe Subsequently Reemerge, the Existence of This Product in That Universe Cannot Be Guaranteed.

(The above is from Volume 36, Number 1 of The Journal of Irreproducible Results. Copyright 1991 Blackwell Scientific Publications, Inc., 3 Cambridge Center, Cambridge, MA 02141. Individual US Subscriptions $12.00. Reproduced with permission.)

Read the full version at, e.g., http://stuff.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/netsam/warning_labels.html. Talking about nonsense, you might also want to check out the journal this article is from, The Journal of Irreproducible Results.